1. Finding your gun-loving soulmate.

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Every gun enthusiast needs a special someone in their life…who loves guns as much as they do.

 

2. Being a gun nut.

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Because there’s nothing wrong with loving guns!

 

3. Guns kill, don’t you remember?

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Who better to debunk gun control arguments than Stan Smith from American Dad?

 

4. Pointing a gun at police.

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Seriously, if you’re dumb enough to point a gun at a police officer then you’re dumb enough to get shot. It’s hard for us to have sympathy for you.

 

5. When guns attack.

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Remember: if you lock up your guns, they need to have food and water at all times. If you’re feeling extra generous, consider providing them with a fleece blanket for added comfort.

 

6. When you start your day off the right way.

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Nothing is better than bacon and eggs with a side of ammo.

 

7. The need to arm yourself.

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Gun control advocates never use logic to craft their arguments and messaging.