Bill Maher
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William “Bill” Maher, Jr. receives a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame

I had an epiphany on liberal media bias.

They’re the real bigots they accuse the conservative right of being.

Think about it. The media goes out to destroy with unbridled tenacity any conservative woman or minority: Sarah Palin, Michele Bachmann, Herman Cain–even going back to Clarence Thomas–they all became targets.

The worst example was when teams of investigators with bags of bribery cash travelled to Alaska searching for anyone who would say bad things about Sarah Palin.  

So this begs the question, “Why do the liberals hate these particular conservatives so much?”  It’s not just media folks. Everyday liberals I meet despise these people intently. 

It doesn’t make sense. These liberals are strong supporters of civil rights, minority rights, women’s rights, etc–that is unless those minorities or women happen to be conservatives running for public office.  

Then it hit me like a bullet. The liberals cannot let conservative women or minorities be leaders of the conservative world because that nullifies their existence. 

Think about it. All they ever do is paint conservative, republicans, and Tea Party members as prejudiced old rich white businessmen. If we had President Cain and Vice President Bachmann as leaders of the conservative right, what would the bleeding heart liberal media do?

They could not accuse them of being male chauvinist racists, now could they–though I wouldn’t put it past them.

One of the most outspoken people against conservatives is none other than Bill Maher. Now any one of the aforementioned conservatives do more to better the human race before 9:00am on any given day than Bill Maher has done in his whole God-forsaken life!  

Has he ever run a successful business? Taken on any foster children? Done anything for anyone other than Bill Maher? I think not.

Bill Maher is an oxygen thief who uses air that could be better used by a productive member of society.

Now of all the ills of the world, all the causes you can funnel your efforts into, does he take up world hunger? No. Poverty? No. Human rights? Nope.

Mr. Maher fervently hates religion, any religion. That is his cause. He is so brave.

He particularly has a dislike of missionaries. On more than one occasion he’s referred to them as “arrogant.” As one of the most arrogant people on the face of the earth you would think that he would know. 

But I question if he has ever actually ever met a missionary. He’s certainly never left the comforts of an urban city to travel to where missionaries work.  

Mr. Maher once said of missionaries, “Who do they think they are, telling people what to believe?” 

Touché’, Mr. Maher: who do you think you are to tell people what to believe?

Mr. Maher is a hypocrite of the first order. Worst yet he is exactly what he hates most: he is a missionary. 

That’s right, he’s a missionary of atheism. Moreover, he is the most arrogant missionary of all. He talks it up all the time. According to Mr. Maher, if you are not an atheist you are stupid. He preaches atheism.

It is not really his fault. His mother was Jewish and his father was Catholic. In light of the man that he is today, that must have really messed with little Billy Maher’s head.   

To wrap this tirade up on a positive note–someday Mr. Maher will see the light. For his sake and ours, let us hope and pray that it happens while he is still here on the temporal plane.

If he were ever to convert, just think of what an enthusiastic missionary he would be. I know, I am an eternal optimist, but at his age a few twinges of chest pains might just be the all the ‘mortality wake up call’ that he needs.