Chicago’s Aviation Police at the cities two airports are angry because they can’t carry guns at work, and they’re told to run and hide in the event of someone attacking the airport.

“We’re nothing but casualties if you tell us to run and hide” said one of the frustrated officers.

If there is a terror attack, or an armed robbery, or any other sort of violent crime, all Chicago Aviation police can do is stand around helplessly… like the rest of us.

Well to the party, pal.