So be it.
It was psychobabbler Abraham Maslow who wrote of the phenomena of self-actualization. What Maslow failed to grasp is that reaching true self-actualization can only be ultimately achieved when you have your own brand of ammunition.
Ted Nugent Ammo has arrived.
Let it be known that these glorious shootist days, that all ammunition is state of the art killer, with some ammunition being better than other ammo. But good ammo isn’t good enough for me. I demand excellence and my new brand of Ted Nugent Ammo personifies excellence.
Much like my ballistically coefficient, magnum-cum-loud music, Ted Nugent Ammo is the epitome of hard-hitting, sniper-accurate, high performance, terminally ballistic projectile management shooters’ dream ammo. It delivers the definitive “bang” factor which has always been a guiding force in my life. I wouldn’t have it any other way.
Painstakingly developed by the ammo masters at Pierce Munitions and my lifetime of relentless brass-scattering, lead-flinging, shooting addiction, me and my shootist BloodBrothers at Pierce Munitions know damn well that we have created the world’s greatest ammo.
I couldn’t be more proud of my Ted Nugent Ammo. I have tested pallets of it in a variety of calibers and it has delivered a serious wallop and blast with every round.
Large, tenacious beasts die as if struck by lightning and my first 1000 yard sniper shot came quickly.
As a guy who literally fires tens of thousands of rounds each year, I take my guns and ammunition very seriously. They must deliver perfection each and every time. Failure is never an option. Like the spine-tingling guitar solo in my song “Stranglehold,” Ted Nugent Ammo is failure-proof. It delivers the goods.Trust me, from chainsaws to guitars to guns to woodchippers, I beat up and abuse every piece of hardware that I wrap my greasy Motown ten digits of doom around.
My ammo has passed the Nuge abuse test with flying colors. I wouldn’t endorse anything that does not deliver a serious punch. Due to his punching power, I’m going to approach Mike Tyson to see if he will tattoo “Ted Nugent Ammo” on his face.Get yourself a box of Ted Nugent Ammo and blast away. I am confident you will find my ammo delivers peak performance with every round.