The Party of Bitter, Elderly Liberals Doesn't Think You Should Have Guns

We all know how the First Elderly Woman to Be Nominated For President feels about your natural right to bear arms. Her rabid opinion is apparently contagious within her circle of bodyguard-protected hypocrites.


A member of the Democratic National Committee’s Platform Committee said at a planning event Wednesday that she does not believe anyone in the United States should own a gun.

“I really don’t personally think anyone should have a gun,” Bonnie Schaefer, former Claire’s Stores CEO and North Carolina resort and spa owner, said. “I mean that’s just my own philosophy.”

Schaefer proceeded to argue that nothing good can come from having guns available to the public.

“Nothing is ever solved when you have a gun in your hand, except the worst possible scenario,” she added.

Hillary Clinton and Bonnie Schaefer are no doubt stunned and appalled that the fastest growing segments of the firearms market are young, urban, and female, with young mothers now often being the most influential voices in families when it comes to buying firearms and fighting to defend the right to bear arms.

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